There’s no way the Bengals will beat the Steelers this Sunday

at Paul Brown Stadium If you root for the Bengals Chris Boswell Jersey , you probably think I’m a smug, arrogant and entitled Steelers fan, based on the title of this article—and you’d be right...when it comes to the Bengals. No offense. When the Steelers righted their ship last Sunday with a thorough and thoroughly enjoyable 41-17 beating of the Falcons at Heinz Field, I thought it was fitting that their next opponent would be AFC North “rival” Cincinnati. What perfect timing.The Steelers can go into Paul Brown Stadium, their home away from home, and continue to get well by knocking off the AFC North’s “top” team. That’s right, I put the word top in quotation marks, and it’s because I think the Bengals’ current 4-1 record is about as menacing at Dr. Evil’s laser in Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me.Let’s be honest, baby, the Bengals don’t have the mojo, the libido, the life-force, the essence, the right stuff. What the Browns call a certain...they don’t know what.I mean Authentic Xavier Grimble Jersey , who are we kidding, why would I, or any other Steelers’ fan, be scared of Cincinnati? I think its pretty clear that Pittsburgh has been living rent-free in the Bengals’ heads for many years. The Bengals haven’t defeated Pittsburgh since Week 8 of the 2015 season. Since then, they’ve dropped 6-straight to the Steelers, this despite supposedly having a talented roster. There was that game at Cincinnati in December of 2015, where linebacker Vontaze Burfict tried to hurt so many Steelers, head coach Mike Tomlin didn’t even want to shake his hand after Pittsburgh got done beating the Bengals by 13 points—and Tomlin is a freakin’ player’s coach! A few weeks later, there was that wildcard game at Paul Brown Stadium where the...okay, I won’t do that to you. You know what happened at the end of that game.The following December, the Steelers found themselves back at Paul Brown Stadium and also found themselves in a 17-3 hole. The free-loading tenant would finally get kicked out of the Bengals’ minds. Ha ha, just kidding. What really happened was that Pittsburgh came all the way back to win on the strength of six Chris Boswell field goals. And last December, again at PBS, Cincinnati built a 17-0 lead Cheap Javon Hargrave Jersey , before two Bengals’ defenders stood around near the sidelines and watched as Steelers’ running back Le’Veon Bell strolled past them for a touchdown that helped pave the way to a 23-20 victory. Now, on to this week’s game between the two combatants at Paul Brown Stadium. You’re probably waiting for me to break things down in an analytical way, with the help of statistics, matchups and trends.Hahaha, why would I do that, when it doesn’t seem to matter how these two teams are trending and performing in the weeks prior to facing off? My first prediction for Sunday’s game: Burfict, in his crazy zest to get revenge on Steelers’ receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster for Smith-Schuster’s vicious (and awesome) block of Burfict, last December 4, followed by some disrepsectful (and glorious) taunting, will pull out all the stops by doing something so egregious — I’m predicting Burfict will bring a sack of doorknobs out onto the field at some point—he’ll probably get penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct twice...on the same play. This will play a major role in a narrow-victory by the Steelers on Sunday afternoon, followed by many trips to therapists by Bengals’ fans on Monday morning. My second and final prediction for Sunday’s game: Steelers 26, Bengals 21.How will the two teams arrive at that score? Simply by the Steelers being the Steelers, and the Bengals being the Bengals. The end.Le’Veon Bell enjoys playing in the water while the Steelers drown in mediocrity While very few of the people associated with the Pittsburgh Steelers enjoyed Week 2 of the NFL season, there was at least one member of the team who appeared to have had a good weekend. Proving that his talents are not just limited to dry land Jordan Berry Jersey , Le’Veon Bell took to the water for a day of fun on a jet ski, presumably an innovative way for the star running back to prepare himself for his return to the football field. After spending the day on a yacht, Bell decided to take a jet ski out for a spin. A video published by TMZ Sports catching all the action.Accompanied by a somewhat confused friend, Bell’s buddy seems to be under the impression that it is the Steelers who are holding out on him and the running back was in no hurry to correct him.Warning: This video contains profanityConsidering Bell is staying away from the Steelers in an effort to preserve his body for the big pay day he is expecting from his new team in 2019, he might want to reconsider his choice of recreational activities. The risks of injury from jet skiing are relatively high, especially for inexperienced riders and it would be a crying shame if he jeopardized any potential future earnings by having an avoidable accident doing something stupid.Thankfully, Bell was back on safer ground and in more familiar territory on Monday night when he was seen hitting the clubs in Miami once again. A special evening to celebrate the release of his latest EP.However, given how chunky Bell was looking laid out on the yacht earlier in the day, he might want to do less sitting at the club and more dancing. It is a good aerobic activity after all, great for strengthening legs muscles and burning off those excess pounds that can accumulate when you might have missed a workout or two. Custom Indianapolis Colts Jerseys