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approaches Houston Texans Womens Hoodie , my fair commenters.Before you wander off into the space below,to bestow your best thoughts and musings for show,I must first have your ear for a moment in time, whilst I regale you with a tale through lyric and rhyme,But before I begin this tale of woe upon a boat,There’s something that perhaps you all should.......NOTE: Please do not post any images, videos, GIFs, or non-text comments in any of BRB’s live game threads. They tend to slow the thread down and can take a long time to load. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.NOTE II: Due to the fast-paced nature of these threads, there will be no warnings before bans on game day. If a moderator deems a comment or user to be problematic Womens Customized Houston Texans Jerseys , he or she will remove that person from the discussion for the good of the collective game day experience. If you’re on the wrong side of the law today and want your posting privileges reinstated, please send an e-mail to one of us tomorrow.NOTE III: Please refrain from any reference to or mention of any religion or religious figure, even if you believe it’s celebratory or inoffensive. If you make such a reference or comment, it will be deleted and you will be warned. Two violations of this rule will result in a ban It’s Hair of the Dog.Let’s get right to it because I’ve been putting up Christmas decorations all weekend, I’m tired, and I want to go to bed.As always, in finest Hair of the Dog tradition, all swear words have been replaced with the word [kitten] for sanitary purposes.Pregame Thoughts:BFDFirst Quarter:MDCBFDUT(Watson called down on a sack, I assume because someone else was using the refs’ eyes at the moment)UTBFDVegaBFDMDC (to BFD)Vega (to BFD)UT (to BFD)(Texans kick a field goal, lead 3-0.)MDCVegaCapt Ron (to BFD)BFDWestonKenneth L.Capt RonVegaWhy are we giving so much cushion to Robby Anderson on 3rd and 3? I feel like we overthink things sometimes.WestonUTKenneth L.UTVegaKenneth L.(Jets kick a field goal.Game is tied 3-3.)MDCUT (to MDC)Capt RonWestonBFDUTMDCBFDMDCUT (to BFD)Second Quarter:Capt RonWestonUTCapt Ron(Texans kick another field goal www.thetexansfootballauthentic.com , lead 6-3.)UTCapt RonMDCVegaWestonBFDUT:Kenneth L.BFDCapt RonVegaCapt RonUTKenneth L.MDCCapt RonMDC(Clemson Connection for the touchdown.Texans lead 13-3.)UTCapt RonVegaBFDVega(Texans kick another field goal, lead 16-3.)UTBFDKenneth L.UTCapt RonWestonCapt RonBFD(Jets score a passing touchdown.Jets miss the extra point.Texans lead 16-9.)UTWestonVegaHalftime Reactions:BFDWestonBFDCapt RonWeston (to Capt Ron)Capt RonThird Quarter:VegaBFDMDCCapt RonUTMDC (to Capt Ron)Capt RonWeston(Jets score a touchdown, somehow still trailing the Texans 16-15.)MDCBFDCapt RonUT (to Capt Ron)Weston(Watson gets sacked.)UTWestonBFDWestonVegaUT (to Vega)Capt RonBFDUTFourth Quarter:VegaMDCBFDVega(Texans kick a field goal, lead 19-15.)UTBFDCapt RonVegaUTBFDCapt RonUT(Jets throw an incomplete pass.)UTCapt Ron (to UT)(Jets score a touchdown, lead 22-19.)UTVegaUTBFDWestonCapt Ron(Clemson Connection scores a touchdown, putting the Texans back in the lead 26-22.Hopkins potentially injures himself on the play.)MDCCapt RonJeremyBFDWestonVegaWestonUTBFD(Texans score another field goal, lead 29-22.)UT(Texans win 29-22, go to 10-4 on the season with a possibility of getting a bye.)Postgame Reactions:BFDWhat another stupid [kitten]ing game.Capt RonIt should feel better to be a fan of a team with 10 wins in the NFL.Diehard ChrisI just finished the game on the DVR. I have one question. Is there ANY [KITTEN]ING SCENARIO at MetLife Stadium that doesn’t result in an air raid siren??? Capt RonIt sounded like they hammered that horn non-stop throughout the game. How is that entertaining for the attending crowd? I assume it is only used for the Jets (and not the Giants), as if to suggest that there is an imminent threat from the sky to get the crowd pumped up. Honestly, I’d burn my season tickets if I had to live through more than one or two horn blasts per game.WestonI have no idea but it was preposterous. I felt like I was at a rap concert with the air horn going off after every song Houston Texans T-Shirt , which rules, but in this instance, the Jets deserve every bad thing to ever happen to them. Game Balls:Offense - DeAndre Hopkins, who got 10 receptions for 170 yards.Defense - J.J. Watt was in the backfield all day with two sacks, a forced fumble, and 6 tackles on the afternoon.Special Teams - Ka’imi Fairbairn, the true engine of this mighty offense, with five field goals.Have a different opinion about who should get a game ball?Want to see your name lodged forever in the annals of the internet?That’s what comments are for.Get to it!