The BRB gang watch the Texans’ regular season finale and have some choice thoughts about the game.Read them here."It seems difficult to believe that a team that started so poorly this year is not only going to the playoffs but will host a home game in the Wild Card round.But the Texans are.It seems difficult to imagine that this team would reel off nine straight wins in some of the most screwball ways possible.But the Texans did.It seems strange that this would all happen with essentially the same team (save for Deshaun Watson) who won all of four games last year.But that’s what happened for the Texans.So Womens J.J. Watt Jersey , here we are ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the playoffs.May our stay be long and enjoyable and full of fish.This also means at least one more Hair of the Dog this season, so let’s get through this one.That way, we can dream about the Texans’ playoff possibilities.On to the dog.As always, in finest Hair of the Dog tradition, all swear words have been replaced with the word [kitten] to make this post safe for work.And because children might read this and while I don’t particularly care if children learn to swear, I know some of y’all might Womens Alfred Blue Jersey , and I’d rather not get letters about it.Enjoy!Pregame ThoughtsMDCtGCUTKenneth L.MDCUT (to tGC)tGC (to UT)WestonFirst QuarterMDCWeston(Glitter Kitties punt to the Texans.Carter is hit by a Jags defender, causing the ball to jostle out of his hands and be recovered by Jacksonville.)UTCapt Ron(Refs pick up flag for roughing.)UTKenneth L.(Jags challenge the ruling on the field of Texans’ ball.Call is overturned, Jags get first and goal.)UTWeston(Refs...I mean Jags score a field goal, lead 3-0.)Capt RonWestonUTMDC (to UT)(Watson gets ball into end zone for touchdown...)UT(Refs overturn Watson touchdown.)BFDUTCapt RonWeston(Texans kick a field goal, game is tied 3-3.)UTKenneth L.Capt RonWestonUT (to Capt Ron)[Ed. Note:I just remembered curling does not have human officiating technically.We regret the error.]LukeWestonBFDMDC(Glitter Kitties muff the punt, Texans recover.)UTLukeUTMDC(Watson runs the ball into the end zone for the touchdown.Texans lead 10-3.)Luke[Ed. Note:It is.]WestonSecond QuarterLukeCapt RonUTWestonLukeCapt RonWestonCapt RonUT(Lamar Miller runs a touchdown in for the Texans on the next play.Texans lead 17-3.)Capt RonBrettUTLuke (to UT)Capt Ron (to UT)MDC (to UT)(Watson is sacked.)Capt RonHalftime ReactionsUTBFDKenneth L.MDCBFDWestonUT (to Weston)WestonCapt RonUTThird QuarterCapt RonCapt RonBrettBFDKenneth L.BFDCapt RonUTWeston[Ed. Note:Like [kitten] we don’t.]Capt RonBFDBrett (to Capt Ron)WestonFourth QuarterBFDWestonBFDCapt RonBFD(Texans kick a field goal, negated by roughing call against Jacksonville Womens D.J. Reader Jersey , keeps drive alive only to stall again for the same field goal.Texans lead 20-3.)UTCapt RonUTCapt Ron(Ramsay picks off Hopkins...)UT(...But is called incomplete after review.)UTCapt RonUTMDCUT (to MDC)(Andre Hal picks off Bortles in the end zone.)BFDUTCapt RonMDC (to UT)(With less than five minutes left, Texans begin running plays that take them out of bounds frequently.)MDCBFDUTMDCUTCapt RonBFD(Houston Texans win 20-3, win the AFC South.)UTGame BallsOffense - Deshaun Watson is our offense and our offense is Deshaun Watson.So a game ball for him.Defense - Blake Bortles.You know why.Special Teams - A fresh game ball for The Hardest Working Man In Football, Ka’imi Fairbairn.That’s that, folks.Got anything you want to add to this championship-calibre dog?Add your thoughts to the comments section below! HOUSTON (6-3) at WASHINGTON (6-3)Sunday, 1 p.m. ET, CBSOPENING LINE — Redskins by 1RECORD VS. SPREAD — Texans 4-5 Womens Tashaun Gipson Jersey , Redskins 6-3SERIES RECORD — Tied 2-2LAST MEETING —Texans beat Redskins 17-6, Sept. 7, 2014LAST WEEK — Texans had bye, beat Broncos 19-17 on Nov 4; Redskins beat Buccaneers 16-3AP PRO32 RANKING —Texans No. 9, Redskins No. 11TEXANS OFFENSE — OVERALL (14), RUSH (11), PASS (18)TEXANS DEFENSE — OVERALL (9) Will Fuller V Jersey White , RUSH (6), PASS (16)REDSKINS OFFENSE – OVERALL (26), RUSH (10), PASS (25)REDSKINS DEFENSE – OVERALL (17), RUSH (5), PASS (25)STREAKS, STATS AND NOTES — Texans have won past two meetings. Redskins last beat Texans in 2006. … AFC South-leading Houston has won six in row since 0-3 start. … QB Deshaun Watson‘s 36 touchdown passes are second most in NFL history in first 16 games after Kurt Warner’s 39. … Watson has back-to-back 200-yard passing games but has not thrown for 300-plus since Week 5. … Only five teams have allowed more sacks than Texans’ 30. … RB Lamar Miller has 100-plus yards rushing and TD in two of past three games. … WR DeAndre Hopkins coming off 10 catches for 105 yards and TD in Week 9. … Hopkins’ four games with 10-plus catches Whitney Mercilus Jersey White , 100-plus yards and TD are most in league since start of 2017. … Hopkins has five TD catches over past four games. … WR Demaryius Thomas had three catches for 61 yards in Texans debut vs. Broncos after trade from Denver. … DE J.J. Watt has nine sacks in past seven games. … DE Jadeveon Clowney has three sacks in past three games. … S Justin Reid had career-high nine tackles vs. Broncos. … Redskins lead NFC East by two games over Eagles and Cowboys. … QB Alex Smith had 100.5 rating and TD pass last week at Tampa Bay. … RB Adrian Peterson has 251 yards rushing and TD in three career meetings. … WR Josh Doctson has TD catches in back-to-back games. … Jordan Reed is one of four tight ends with 200-plus catches and 20-plus receiving TDs since 2015. … Redskins’ defense has forced turnover in 13 consecutive games, longest active streak in NFL. … DL Matt Ioannidis leads team with 7 1-2 sacks. … LB Ryan Kerrigan has sacks in consecutive home games. … S D.J. Swearinger facing Houston team that drafted him in second round in 2013 and cut him after two seasons. Swearinger tied for second in league with four interceptions. … Fantasy tip: Injury to Redskins CB Quinton Dunbar opens up possibility of big game for Thomas even as Josh Norman shadows Hopkins.